zeldathemes
My name's Alessia, i like to pretend i'm an university student but i spend 24hrs a day on my bed.
We're all stories in the end
let's just make it a good one

rescue me chin boy, and show me the stars

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

What i hate about my sister among other things is that you can’t make plans with her. It doesn’t matter if you asked her to come with you somewhere of if she asked you or if you decided mutually, you never know if you’re actually going to do it until 1 minute before. She asked me this morning to go out with her because she wanted to take some photos and i said ok but now she is laying on her bed and decided she doesn’t want to anymore. It doesn’t really matter this time but she always does that and i just ugh 

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nitroglycxrin:

straight off the plane to a new hotel

the drink you spilt all over me

there is not a single word in the whole world

i told them all to stick it

lying there with a halo in her hair

send me a hi and i’ll respond with the first line to the first 5 songs on shuffle

queenovak:

#when my parents invite people over for dinner

"My mom always gets on my case ‘cause at meals I always eat super fast, and she’s like ‘you don’t take time to enjoy your meal!’ and I’m like ‘no, I enjoy the crap outta that meal, that’s why I ate it so fast!"

Nothing is ever forgotten, not completely.

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’