zeldathemes
My name's Alessia, i like to pretend i'm an university student but i spend 24hrs a day on my bed.
We're all stories in the end
let's just make it a good one
gotitforcheap:

craig chill out man

gotitforcheap:

craig chill out man

The cold never bothered me anyway.

theprettygoodgatsby:

my favorite part of hamlet is at the beginning when they see the ghost of hamlet sr for the first time

and the guards are like “Horatio, you go talk to it! You went to college!”

and Horatio is like “Yeah! I did go to college! I will go talk to the ghost!”

like. where did horatio go to college. did he go to ghost college

krumcake:

Honestly, I’m really only interested in soulmate AUs with alternative plots.

I don’t really care about person A and person B who have each other’s names on their wrists and find each other and live happily ever after. I care about a culture where people don’t bother forming…

justaholmesboy:

/cinegraphic of australia replacing the uk

uk commentators: rude

timeforquidditch:

wow australia took “Join Us” literally, didn’t they?

..And speedos on our genitalia..
Australias eurovision song (via poofterponce)

shersock:

SO SUDDENLY AUSTRALIA MADE AN APPEARANCE IN THE EUROVISION BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO BE A PART OF IT AS WELL AND THEY FLEW WITH HELICOPTERS THEIR COUNTRY TO EUROPE AND CRASHED IT DOWN ON THE UK AND THEN SANG ABOUT SPEEDOS ON YOUR GENITALIA 

THIS ACUTALLY HAPPENED

avatardedpotterhead:

They physically carried Australia to Europe using a helicopter and dropped the entire continent on top of the UK I’m crying

irish-ishy:

Australia doesn’t even go here.

booksand-loki-is-a-perfectsight:

Only in the Eurovision do you get Europe and Australia organising a sleepover